panda

Disproportionately large-jawed, underweight women, frequently blond, often in television or fashion - defining features are due to their subsistence on raw, hard to chew vegetable matter of low nutritional quality; just like pandas, which subsist on bamboo.

All the news chicks are pandas these days.

panda by little boo April 9, 2010

Panda

Police Officer; Black and White, Slow, and mostly Fat

Aww man, I got popped by a panda for doing 80 in a 20mph

Panda by jfdksjfdks November 13, 2011

panda

A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.

"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."

panda by Relationflip July 1, 2014

Panda

A Chinese, Japanese, or anyone with squinty eyes.

"hey look, PAAAANNDAAAA!" (put peace signs next to eyes)

panda

Panda by K. Case January 28, 2009

panda

The new word for bare instead of bare u use panda!!!!!
Not in the way of animals!!

OLD WAY: We got bare to wait!!
New Way: We got panda to wait!!
I got panda money!! "Nice shoes, dey is panda"
SPREAD IT!!!!!

panda by hello1 September 25, 2005

Panda

A name given to a women who is highly attractive and you would like to have sexual experiences with, unfortunately they are way to old. Or a word for sexy grandmother.

Hey peewee, today when i was at zoo I saw the queen of Doogenville with the president of Panda City. I was so tempted to go over to them but i just had to walk away.

Panda by Panda guy October 6, 2010

Panda

An short Vietnamese female that generally wears black's, white's and grey's. Matting call is usually "merp". To scare of predators they will generally say, "I will set you on fire."

Boy: Hey Panda!
Panda: Merpppp.

Panda by giraffeocti May 18, 2010