by Achilyous October 29, 2020
Get the swiss paddlemug. A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.
Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.
by Ball boy August 21, 2021
Get the Paddle Tennismug. A video game player that only plays on game consoles such as Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox. They are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. All consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle
"Hey did you ask James how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new Call of Duty? " "Naw, he's just a paddle pilot, and wouldn't understand"
by Oregonian_Son August 31, 2017
Get the paddle pilotmug. When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast
by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024
Get the Paddle Boat Mentalitymug. Decorative wooden paddle given to American business executives upon touring the red light district in Tokyo. Like a gift from the Kentucky Bourbon Trail but from whore houses.
Brian’s mom used the Japanese paddle to discipline the kids. Brian’s dad would say paddle me Senpai uWu in the other room.
by Brian’s Dad February 21, 2022
Get the Japanese Paddlemug. When people with very small heads go paddling in the sea on a Friday. The phenomenon is particularly common on the North Kent coast.
by Humphrey1 August 30, 2018
Get the Paddle-Fridaymug. That thing African Americans do (or don’t do if we’re honest) in the pool. You know exactly what we mean.
by Ohioan By Choice December 2, 2023
Get the Dawgy Paddlemug.