A sport that is utilized for the unathletic, elderly and or just weird people. They will tell you all about how great it is even though we all know it sucks. Just quit while you’re ahead and pick up a real racquet.
Hey bro are you coming to my paddle tennis tournament? There’s gonna be a ton of old sweaty grandmas ready for you.
by Ball boy August 21, 2021
Get the Paddle Tennismug. A video game player that only plays on game consoles such as Nintendo, PlayStation, Xbox. They are typically considered a lower caste of game players who know little about anything other than the games they play. All consoles have controllers that resemble some shape of paddle
"Hey did you ask James how much framerate his game rig needs to run the new Call of Duty? " "Naw, he's just a paddle pilot, and wouldn't understand"
by Oregonian_Son August 31, 2017
Get the paddle pilotmug. That thing African Americans do (or don’t do if we’re honest) in the pool. You know exactly what we mean.
by Ohioan By Choice December 2, 2023
Get the Dawgy Paddlemug. Decorative wooden paddle given to American business executives upon touring the red light district in Tokyo. Like a gift from the Kentucky Bourbon Trail but from whore houses.
Brian’s mom used the Japanese paddle to discipline the kids. Brian’s dad would say paddle me Senpai uWu in the other room.
by Brian’s Dad February 21, 2022
Get the Japanese Paddlemug. Another name for a kick board in swimming. This term is usually used by more experienced swimmers to tease less skilful swimmers.
Also known as:
Bitch Board
Pansy Paddle
Also known as:
Bitch Board
Pansy Paddle
by Lupoleopard August 13, 2018
Get the sissy paddlemug. The act of desperately searching through your Snapchat in hopes you can find someone that will send you explicit photos.
by Steven dickerson November 17, 2018
Get the Snap Paddlingmug. by lolsiessofunnylol November 8, 2025
Get the paddle popmug.