Prime Meat Text

impressive penis pics from Jeff Bezos sent to his lover, Lauren Sanchez

An alert popped up on Lauren's phone one morning that she thought was an eggplant; when she opened it Lauren realized she'd just received an very impressive Prime Meat Text from Bezos, Amazon's Founder.

by Uncle Joosie June 20, 2019

prime eagle

One's special talent, gift, or area of expertise.

Steve received an A+ in math class because geometry was his prime eagle.

Eric loved to play all sports, but football was definitely his prime eagle.

by Jesse Hanawalt July 15, 2006

Prime Hydration

A drink that Logan Paul and KSI worked on.

A : Damn, have you seen the new drink that Logan Paul and KSI created?
B : Yeah, it's Prime Hydration. It taste nice.

by Bugymenjagi January 5, 2022

Prime Goal

When the goal in a game is scored at the pth minute, where p is a prime number.

In a 90-minute soccer match, how many possible prime goals are there?

by MathPlus April 25, 2021

Prime Real Estate

A parking space at a department store, specifically Wal-Mart, which is centrally located to the entrance/exit AND a shopping cart stall.

Tooty! Park there! That's some Prime Real Estate....

by Kelvey October 30, 2008

prime hunter

A male aged 27-32 who is the interest of a cougar. (I.E. The cougar likes a prime hunter because his lust for an older woman.)

Courtney is a cougar and wants to engage sexually with a "prime hunter" whom is aged 27-32.

by ReverendN8 April 25, 2014

Prime Cut Dick

A perfect penis

"Yo, you hear about that Josh guy?"
"Yeah he has a perfect penis!"
"Nah he got that Prime cut dick!"

by jaha24 May 29, 2016