Prissed

Proud and pissed at the same time.

My son realized how improved his German had become when he blew a 1.1 on the breathalyzer and could still communicate with the German officer. Not sure if I should be pissed or proud. Or, both at the same time. I am prissed.

by SkyBucket March 27, 2020

Pressert

The sweet treat you eat BEFORE having lunch or dinner. A portmanteau of "pre" and "dessert". Sometimes but not always replacing a "real" dessert.

We ate chocolate bars in the car on the way to dinner. Peanut butter cups, the perfect Pressert.

by pedalling pedant May 22, 2014

prissed

Not quite angry (pissed), but more than just annoyed; applies to a girl who could be described as a "priss" or to a whiny, overly dramatic gay guy

At a gay club
"Oh, my God, I'm like so prissed! That snooty bartender put like NO vodka in my cosmo!"

by Eric Coyne July 31, 2003

Grease Presser

A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.

Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.

by kbair February 22, 2012

button presser

A bitch that be relentlessly pressing your buttons

Meredith is a professional button presser. She be getting on my motherfucking nerves!

by AvariceXIV February 25, 2019

prissed

pretty pissed

she was prissed when she found out her bestfriend liked her crush

by simplysoutherngirls May 20, 2017

Pressert

The act of eating dessert before a meal

Also, eating a chick out before you get nasty with 'er

Jameson is fat, he has pressert and dessert with every meal

by Jake Spangle August 29, 2007