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taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool

me and my sri lankan besties were taking a dip in the presidential swimming pool
by swag__ September 1, 2022
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The presidential

The act of approaching a female (preferably a stranger) and grabbing her by the pussy. Because you can.
"Hey Jimmie, I bet that girl will totally fuck you if you give her the presidential."
by Drunkdonkey85 October 22, 2017
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2016 presidential elections

2016 presidential elections, Idiot Elitist Feiminist VS Criminal Liar
by anonymous November 17, 2016
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Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings

1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.

3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.

4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!

5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!

(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.

6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.

7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.

8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...

9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
by fgsfdsMASTER December 31, 2009
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2008 presidential race

The result of the 2008 presidential race

was O.B.A.M.A.
by FOUR the god of defining December 20, 2015
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ridin' presidential

ridin' presidential is wen u have chauffeur drivin u aroun in ur car usually a limo, and theres a fleet of black suvs behind u, ridin presidential, it iz seen on 50 cents wanksta video, and also tha president wud be ridin' presidential.
damn look at that limo and those suvs behind it
bd: muss be good drivin aroun in that limo
lb: hell yea im ridin' presidential.
by ztunna November 6, 2006
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jay leno for presidential burger

1. a burger that is offered when jay leno runs for president
mumbles went to burger king and asked for the jay leno for presidential burger

mumbles also asked for the conan o'brien burger too
by tree trunk slim August 6, 2010
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