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premature autocorrection

When you type a word, autocorrection changes the word and then you post it before proofreading it, changing the entire meaning of what you were trying to say.
When I text my girlfriend, I have premature autocorrection so I end up having to apologize for what I said.
by JRinSLC July 8, 2015
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Premature eHAculation

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.
Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.
by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016
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premature withdrawal

The act of pulling out in expectation of ejaculation that doesn't arrive. After doing so, a male has to decide whether he's close enough to pump it out by hand, or go back in until he's genuinely ready.

The former is the safer choice, because a premature withdrawal leaves the man less trusting of his timing for the rest of the sexual encounter.
I didn't think it was safe to go back in after a premature withdrawal. Fortunately her backdoor was open to finish in.
by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016
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Premature Chimulation

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.
"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."
by Voiceless Speaker June 27, 2019
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Premature eflagulation

When the referee throws a penalty flag and then calls no foul.
Did you see that Apple Cup premature eflagulation? I thought the fans were going to storm the field!
by lyonfire December 1, 2019
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Premature Eclapulation

when parents of volleyball players celebrate before the point is won because their team made an amazing save and they end up losing it.
Don’t commit premature eclapulation just because our team made an amazing save, they haven’t won the point yet.
by Jughead of NJ Beta February 17, 2018
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Premature Nostalgia

(noun) A mental condition in which one develops a bittersweet longing for things, persons, or situations that have already happened or have yet to happen.
Monica experiences moments of premature nostalgia when she thinks about life after grad school.
by lethopeburn July 19, 2013
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