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You get like 3 minutes of locker time and get marked tardy if your late even if it’s because your locker is jammed. And your constantly being marked late because the busses come late all the time for drop off and than you get home late cuz they come late to pick you up. The students are so tired and bored of being basically under lock down 247 that they just talk about each other and spread rumors and due to the school being so small a rumor can go from 1st grade to 8th grade in a day. The bathrooms are gross and the food IS DISGUSTING so many kids have found hair in their food it’s vile. The teacher are unnecessarily strict and ALWAYS talking about students with the ladies at the front desk, the teachers gossip MORE than the students so, like a couple of teenagers. This school is NOT traditional it’s a breeding ground for self-esteem issues and unfairness.
“What’s that school you dropped out of?”
“Mary G porter traditional school, I hated that place”
by The honest anonymous August 19, 2019
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A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.
Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996
by Tyler Sharkey October 22, 2011
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Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Awww thanks! I know!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 13, 2020
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Porter

the definition of porter is a man who does not get any money
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Porter

Porter: a noun

A porter is a blond, tall, guy. A porter is almost always a gamer and lacks basic human decency. Many porters struggle with repeatedly using the phrase “did I ask”
“Who’s that guy? He looks like a gamer

“Oh that’s porter”
by BookReaderSara February 22, 2021
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gina porter

Omg look Gina Porter is so hot!
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