Chinging Urban Poptart

When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!
For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =
by Gabirsten March 11, 2008
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This is one of the Famous song's by Vuxvux It's an Insult that goes with a Rap.
Rapper: "You look like a Dirty Poptart, You look like you eat Farts. From the Finish back to the start I tear this whole rap game apart."
by Lost Key October 17, 2018
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" I got fucked up like a bologny poptart drinkin crown last nite"

"Three rip's off the bong you be fucked up like a bologny poptart"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
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PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.
PopTart Jesus has a very BIG dick.
by oashiojdiojsdf July 18, 2019
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Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner
I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet
by Porcelain Street Gang October 12, 2020
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Getting poptarted

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.
When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.
by Madcow81 January 02, 2017
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poptart vip

The pimpiest mother fuckers out there. These people are the best and eat the best poptarts out there. They also get poptarts discounts for their shear sexiness. They also pull all the bitches out there.
I wish I was a Poptart VIP like Jose, I'd get all the bitches.
by Boobman9000 November 05, 2013
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