pooted

A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.

Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...

by michael "i'm way too" long July 16, 2006

Pooter

You're all wrong. Pooter is not the definition for pussy, it is the definition for an asshole. if poot means to fart, then the pooter is the thing that creats the poot.

" the girls pooter smelt like dog shit while i was fucking her last night"

"did you just poot?"

by meatmusket46 July 21, 2009

Pookles

Every woman's ideal man

When will I find my Pookles?
I am going to marry my Pookles

by TibbyRIP November 8, 2007

Shooting The Poodle

Shooting The Poodle is a Yorkshire slang term for the female period.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.

Kirsty's bad mood and quick temper was clearly a symptom of her poodle shooting!

Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.

by poodleshooter January 10, 2009

pooted

when your hittin it from the back and she shits herself

damn girl you pooted

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Pootenanny

A pussy party! First made famous by Naughty by Nature's breakout smash "O.P.P."

Combined from poontang, hootenanny, pu-nanna.

You down with OPP (Other Peoples' Pootenanny)?!? Yeah, you know me!

by FreddyTheBear January 7, 2017

pookle

little fuzz balls that you get on clothes from washing or wearing them.

There is a pookle on my shirt.

by michael keith April 28, 2007