Porch poacher

Someone or a group of people intended on taking any valuable and movable objects from someone’s property. ie porch

Mon did you hear about the porch poachers in the neighborhood, hide your valuables

by Dnttrdonme November 18, 2018

Going in for the poach

The art of stealing a female off another males' after their continous efforts to have sexual relations with them.

It can also mean stealing another males' woman after they have made it apparent that they have called 'dibs'.

Other associated words;

Poaching
Poached
Poacher

Male 1: Fuck this Caleb has been going at it for 1 hour man I'm going in for the poach.

Male 1: Dude, I don't care if he called 'dibs' I'm going in for the poach.

by --danielll February 12, 2010

Poaching

Sex with animals.

ALSO SEE: Beastiality

Examples of poaching:

1. Fingering a trout
2. Banging a sheep
3. Masturbating a wilderbeast
4. Giving "it" to a canary
5. Ass humping a donkey

Poaching used in a sentence:

He's really poaching that tiger hard!

by remco April 16, 2006

Oyster Poaching

To sop up one's own gift of a pearl necklace. Shake and repeat.

Moz was so jazzed up in the hot tub, he decided to start Oyster Poaching himself.

by Pumpkinhead Jay January 6, 2007

Poach

Poach means cool, in style, or swag. Other forms include poachin' and poached.

That girl is poached!
Look how poach this shirt is!

by CadyCaty December 27, 2012

Poaching

Online gaming term for attacking players of a much lower character or skill level than you in Player vs Player combat. Usually to increase ranking with an assured victory.

If you want to increase your pvp ranking just start poaching some n00bs.

by JohnPatrickMCP May 27, 2008

Poached

To be really stoned.

''He's so poached, he dosent know what he's talking about'
'Dude, I'm so poached after that cone'

by Yewyewyeww June 20, 2016