by Freshkid.! January 24, 2009
Get the Patoja mug.Platonia is a mythical land where no one gets laid. Many women force men to live in Platonia, though most women do not realize this is a form of horribly cruel torture. Platonia is also known as 'The Friend Zone,' 'The Land of No Poon,' and 'Anywhere in the World of Warcraft.'
Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.
There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.
The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.
Many men place themselves in Platonia by way of their interactions with women, or by continuously leveling their level 80 Night Elf Druids.
There is no escape from Platonia. You may be granted a one-time visitor's pass to the Wonderful World of Poon, but this pass is granted without notice and usually only after a considerable amount of alcohol has been consumed.
The few women that live here are flat-chested or have an extreme longing for deep fried anything.
by Artemis Grey April 19, 2008
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by victor birkner October 15, 2009
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Get the patootie mug.Jamaican Patwa {or Patois) is a so-called creole language. A "creole" is a language that has been influenced by others. In the case of Jamaican patois, the influences have come from French, Spanish, Arawak, Twi and many others.
Up until today, speaking creole has been widely regarded as "inferior", which is why Jamaican Patois has no convention for spelling and grammar. Thus you can spell it anyway you want it. For instance "brother" can be spelled "bradda", "breda" or "bretha", which only adds to the confusion. Modern dub poets like Linton Kwesi Johnson have taken it as far as spelling nearly every single word alternatively, even when the pronunciation is the same. E.g.: "one another" he spells "wananada".
There are many other varieties of patois, like Haitian patois, Santa Lucia patois, Louisiana patois etc.
Up until today, speaking creole has been widely regarded as "inferior", which is why Jamaican Patois has no convention for spelling and grammar. Thus you can spell it anyway you want it. For instance "brother" can be spelled "bradda", "breda" or "bretha", which only adds to the confusion. Modern dub poets like Linton Kwesi Johnson have taken it as far as spelling nearly every single word alternatively, even when the pronunciation is the same. E.g.: "one another" he spells "wananada".
There are many other varieties of patois, like Haitian patois, Santa Lucia patois, Louisiana patois etc.
Example of Shakira's Un Poco de Amor
lyrics Jamaican Patois verses:
Roots and creation com'again! / So mi guardian, mi guardian mi liff up di plana / Now everybody ago do dis one / Like in down di Caribbean / San Andrés, Providence Island / Liffit up, Mekit nuff affliction / Say goodbye to di worse segregation / Dis a di cage of di new generation / Liffit up to di high revelation
lyrics Jamaican Patois verses:
Roots and creation com'again! / So mi guardian, mi guardian mi liff up di plana / Now everybody ago do dis one / Like in down di Caribbean / San Andrés, Providence Island / Liffit up, Mekit nuff affliction / Say goodbye to di worse segregation / Dis a di cage of di new generation / Liffit up to di high revelation
by Dino March 13, 2005
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Kevin talks to me all the time, so my friend thinks he likes me. But I've told her again and again, it's just platonic.
by broadway* February 14, 2006
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Also known as "friends," which is harder to explain to a spouse when one is married.
Also known as "friends," which is harder to explain to a spouse when one is married.
I'm going to dinner at Wild Ginger then to see Rent with Pat, my platonidate for the evening.
My husband went out for drinks with his platonidate last night. I hope she helped him pick some nice jewelry for my birthday!
My husband went out for drinks with his platonidate last night. I hope she helped him pick some nice jewelry for my birthday!
by mountaingrrrl June 17, 2009
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