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Pedo Pete

Hunter Biden's Nickname for his father Joe Biden
Pedo Pete is looking at another young girl in a funny way again.
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Pedro Pascal

The internet's daddy
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Pedophile Piñata

When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.
"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."
by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009
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Pedro Pascal

Person 1 : OMG have you seen this guy ?!
Person 2: Yes, that's Pedro Pascal.
Pedro : Hi. Slay... and yass
by Fool5febH February 20, 2023
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Pedtextrian

Someone who's texting while walking, and is completely oblivious to what's going on around them. These people have a tendency to walk into things like parking meters, light poles and fall down stairs.
Dude, I was LMAO at a pedtextrian who slammed into the parking meter this morning. Hilarious!
by shamrock32 June 19, 2009
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Pedirrific

A term used to describe anything that screams of pedophilia. This term can be used to describe a house, vehicle or person.
That white van with no windows is pedirrific.
by Howie's September 15, 2015
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pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.
Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.
by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005
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