A pathetically less evolved type of telepathic human that eavesdrops, steals, rapes, abuses, brainwashes, impersonates, and manipulates innocent people on the daily. If you ever hear one try to burrow into your mind with an annoying hissing sound, hitting them with an electromagnetic death ray burst from your imagination will surely force them into submission immediately.
I found out my entire identity was stolen by a parasitelepath for years before I tracked her down and leveled her entire existence.
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In medical circles can refer to twin reversed arterial perfusion, or a subset of conjoint (siamese) twins. Two fetusii develop conjoined, but one (the parasite) does not fully develop and is wholly dependent on his host brother.
In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.
In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.
a: we have the same job! we're like siamese twins!
b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin
b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin
by justsomerandomdude October 14, 2009
Get the parasitic twin mug.parastesh is the girl that turns heads in the hallways as she walks past but doesnt realize it. shes beautiful in way that no one else is. she has dark brown hair and brown eyes that have the colour of chocolate in them. her skin is olive and soft and she has light brown freckles all over.
she is the smart girl that you know but also the most daring and bold. she is confident but also shy at times.
she will do anything to make her friends happy and she is very forgiving.
(based of my best friend Parastesh)
she is the smart girl that you know but also the most daring and bold. she is confident but also shy at times.
she will do anything to make her friends happy and she is very forgiving.
(based of my best friend Parastesh)
by ouwabscsavyiefq;o March 28, 2021
Get the parastesh mug.When you buy a BSC token thinking you'll become the next crypto millionaire but then the dev(s) slowly over time drain the asset and sell it off on an exchange or on Pancakeswap for a more valuable asset or stable coin such as Bitcoin, BNB or BUSD leaving you with a worthless token.
*dev or mod shilling coin on Facebook group from alt account
"hey group check out this token called Supremium, if you buy it at 0.0000005 you'll be rich when this token 100x within a year"
*Investors join and devs slowly dump all their coins on you and take that sweet BNB, BTC or BUSD
Leaving you with a ton of tokens and zero to no purchasing power (i.e parasitic rug pull)
"hey group check out this token called Supremium, if you buy it at 0.0000005 you'll be rich when this token 100x within a year"
*Investors join and devs slowly dump all their coins on you and take that sweet BNB, BTC or BUSD
Leaving you with a ton of tokens and zero to no purchasing power (i.e parasitic rug pull)
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This animal lives, roams and infests homes. Commonly mistaken from an animal from "Where the Wild things are." It is a rare specimen that usually hides in the brush or under the mud and rocks.
It is known as a parasite that attaches itself to weak males. (Similar to the jockey in hit multiplayer game by Valve, Left 4 Dead)
This creature has evolved to live in the homes of humans. It only feeds until its host withered and inches from death then it nurses it back to health..only to feed again later.
The Andreus Parasiticus has an entire family of parasites as well. The most notable being the grandma hydra who lures it's prey with fruit cups and sex.
It is also a creature of habit. It tricks its weak fat male host into treating its parasitic family to various meals usually paid by the flesh n blood of the host.
Scientists have yet to figure out how the Andreus Parasiticus does this. Trickery of the mind? Or does it just wisely choose the weakest minded host?
This animal lives, roams and infests homes. Commonly mistaken from an animal from "Where the Wild things are." It is a rare specimen that usually hides in the brush or under the mud and rocks.
It is known as a parasite that attaches itself to weak males. (Similar to the jockey in hit multiplayer game by Valve, Left 4 Dead)
This creature has evolved to live in the homes of humans. It only feeds until its host withered and inches from death then it nurses it back to health..only to feed again later.
The Andreus Parasiticus has an entire family of parasites as well. The most notable being the grandma hydra who lures it's prey with fruit cups and sex.
It is also a creature of habit. It tricks its weak fat male host into treating its parasitic family to various meals usually paid by the flesh n blood of the host.
Scientists have yet to figure out how the Andreus Parasiticus does this. Trickery of the mind? Or does it just wisely choose the weakest minded host?
Andreus Parasiticus
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She thinks that she can do whatever she wants because she slept with 98% of the guys at school. That parisite will pick up some kind of "parasite".
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