Panker

Someone who poops and masturbates at the same time. Often used as another word for a "douche" or "jerk".

Poop + Wank = Pank

Other forms: Panker, Panking etc.

Nathan: Stephen copied my homework and turned it in before me. Now the teacher thinks I copied him.

Albert: What a panker.

by Orielol February 11, 2010

Panera Time

The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.

Friend #1: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Friend #2: (holding stomach) It's Panera Time!

by aksival December 18, 2006

pandersnatch

a pimp. a person who temporarily sells a woman's vaginal area.

pander to sell or distribute. snatch slang word for a woman's vagina.

Dude, your mom is such a pandersnatch.

shut up! wap

by Squishymatrix August 21, 2005

Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen

the most amazing tank ever used in WWII. Very durable. Very sturdy. very POWERFUL

Jake: This is such a Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen moment.
John: Bro! Totally a Schwerer Panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm Sonderkraftahrzeug 234/4 Panzerabwehrkaninenwagen moment.

by SkinnyWeinr November 26, 2019

Panzer

1. German. Any heavily armoured military vehicle, or armour in general.

2. A very overweight person

1. Don't drink and drive your panzer, Fritz.

2. God, look at that panzer!

by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004

Pancer

Ponys getting cancer. LOL

Rainbow Dash got pancer and Died a really painful death. LOL

by The Boston Steamer August 9, 2012

Panzerfaust

Also known as a NOOB TUBE in the PC game Return to Castle Wolfenstein. Requires some skill not to blow yourself up when using it. But is an instant death weapon most of the time.

Wow, look at Litz use his Noob Tube like a little panzy.

by Smoke March 15, 2004