an oxford 

A form of describing the oxford dictionary, the standard dictionary for English.

"There is no way he could have known that word without the help of an oxford"

an oxford by acebloke February 10, 2005

The Oxford Feeling 

Normally beginning the night before a deadline, or a few weeks before exams, The Oxford Feeling is the slow realisation that there is simply not enough time to write an acceptable essay/pass exams. It is invariably accompanied by the feelings of complete and total stress, bewilderment, and helplessness.

Alex: 'Fuck me what's wrong with Lucy, she looks like she's about to jump out of the window?'
Soz: 'She's got The Oxford Feeling'.

The Oxford Feeling by michs May 24, 2010

University of Oxford 

Best and most prestigious university in the world. Where the rebels from Cambridge came from when they started a failed version of it. Also the real life Hogwarts.

I wish I could go to the University of Oxford, it's the best in the world!

University of Oxford by AnneL89 September 2, 2018

Kingswood-Oxford 

A high school where stuck up, rich, preppy, white, inclusive shit bags go to waste an education from some great teachers. Home to popped collars, tribals tattoos, and weed.

Hey, I went to a Kingswood-Oxford party last night. The guys all had their collars popped, the keg sucked, and all the girls where sort of sluts.

Kingswood-Oxford by Graduated Wyvern September 10, 2007

mr harris of the oxford university 

what a lad

mr harris of the oxford university is a legend

mr harris of the oxford university by skyeeagle17 March 4, 2019

Retarded Oxford 

When you have to sit there and listen to two idiots (or young kids) having a debate over the stupidest fucking thing.

I am not going to the bar with those two idiots any more. I felt like a moderator at Retarded Oxford.

Retarded Oxford by YpYp October 27, 2010

University of Oxford 

The beta-test for The University of Cambridge.

I wonder why the University of Oxford has had no Nobel Prize winner in the past quarter century.

University of Oxford by Cantab1 June 26, 2009