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options

A more vague term than crush, meaning you feel more indifferent about that person. However you wouldn't mind dating them.

* Can be derogatory when used in the right context.
Male A : Man I love passing in highschool, cause there's just so many options that walk by!
Male B : Word up man! Every 5 one of them's a banging chick.

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Female A : Wow, look at Johnny over there, isn't he just dreamy? 8)

Female B : Oh please Bertha, your not even an option for him. >_>

Female A : OH HELLZ NO, you did not just say that!
by XfBiM November 6, 2009
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Opticon

The song that got me into the band Orgy.
The drum part is from a Billy Squier song, and it's just really awesomely done. I love it.
The first time I heard it I thought Jay Gordon was saying "this is no octagon" instead of "message from opticon". hee.
"Message from Opticon
Blast from the fashion bomb
So helpless
Guess what, you're out of time"
by licia February 3, 2005
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optional fact

maintained as factual yet bereft of truth

truthiness synonym
wikipedia is comprised of optional facts. see also kgb youtube.com/watch?v=hoyrMhZFdmY
by wiki*dia May 19, 2013
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Optuon

a holy, ever present, consideration of choice based on the new consistent need to avoid stupidity present in the reality about those choosing, while presenting the dichotomous presence of need to discuss the same stupidity, without limits or restrictions.
We could also come up with some off-campus optuons.
by Duntrune936 April 29, 2020
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urban co-opting

Posting a previously submitted definition on Urban Dictionary (almost verbatim) just to inflate one's sorry, battered ego by getting votes up, collaterally.
See: vaguebooking (definitions # 1 & 2.) Obviously, Bambimasticator is Urban Co-opting.
by UDM111 September 18, 2013
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Black Tie Optional

BLACK TIE

Black tie is a dress code for evening events and social functions. For men, the main component of a black tie outfit is a single or double-breasted jacket known as a dinner jacket (in the Commonwealth) or tuxedo (mainly in the United States) along with a black silk bow tie.

BLACK TIE OPTIONAL

Black tie optional is a term created to allow guests to choose whether to wear the formal clothes described above or to add a bit more humanity to their choice of attire. However, it is not an open invitation to dress in whatever a person wants. Proper dressy attire (black or midnight blue suit, not a sport coat) is indeed still necessary. 

At black tie optional events it is common for men to forgo bow ties, opting instead for a single-colored straight tie. Ties with any form of art on them are still considered strictly innappropriate. The only exception in the known universe to this "Tie Rule" was instituted in 1921 by Edward VIII, Prince of Wales (later Duke of Windsor.) Edward deemed it proper for a man to wear a tie emblazoned with the logo of The Ohio State University at any event, including state functions. No other logos or artwork were permissible. Indeed, those attempting to wear a University of Michigan tie at Edward's Coronation Ball in 1936 were tarred, feathered, and forcibly removed from the event by Grenadier Guards. To this day, this Ohio State exemption remains the only acceptable alternative to a solid-colored tie.
Man #1: "I can't believe he tried to come to a black tie optional affair wearing a Notre Dame tie with his suit."

Man #2: "I know, talk about tacky. Everyone knows the only exception of the Tie Rule is made for Ohio State. I mean come on dude, get with the program!"
by Sartorial Sam September 9, 2011
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Tarps Optional

adj. when wearing a shirt is just an option because of weather, location, etc.
Jake: Man its so hot out right now
Spencer: Yeah, I think its a Tarps Optional day today.
by DJ Suspense July 31, 2010
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