odd one out

you mom odd one out
by PsuedoLegendary12 February 28, 2019
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yacked one out

Hey bro! Why are you so sleepy today?”

Yeah bro sorry, I yacked one out last night”.
by Bangkok thai April 12, 2018
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take one out of the chamber

Jerking off before having sex so you don't cum too fast
Like before a date with someone new you take one out of the chamber before you leave.
by xxxdiesel April 09, 2014
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The act of forcing oneself to defecate, even though one doesn't require to defecate. Usually used to make room in the stomach so one can eat more.
Bob was so full at the Chinese buffet that he went to the toilet to Squeeze one out like a commando to make room for dessert.
by Frempt November 25, 2009
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Rub one out, the wrong way

1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion

2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.
Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'

Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'

Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '
by Timmy Gripshift August 14, 2010
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one headlight out

when it's cold outside and one nipple decides to go out and the other decides to stay in

consistent until breast feeding.
Girl, its chilly outside, you got one headlight out.
Somebody call the cops, you got one headlight out, baby!
by Dana Ryan Nelson Josserand March 15, 2008
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To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.
The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.
by Libertine October 04, 2005
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