An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.
Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.
Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!
Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!
by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017
Get the yacht clubbingmug. by Dongs & Thongs August 13, 2020
Get the Yachtmug. A yacht used for getaway purposes.
The getaway yacht is owned by the three getaway yacht owners, also known as the awesomest trio.
The getaway yacht is a great place to throw your cheating husband into the sea.
The getaway yacht is owned by the three getaway yacht owners, also known as the awesomest trio.
The getaway yacht is a great place to throw your cheating husband into the sea.
by MYSTERYHUMAN👀👀 March 5, 2022
Get the The getaway yachtmug. by Smoking terms February 25, 2025
Get the Yachtmug. ram island yacht club is the best. they always have the best instructors (except for seán 🤮). way better than ness
by heyyyy girlypop July 8, 2023
Get the ram island yacht clubmug. A human, could be of any gender but is most commonly female, that is routinely invited by wealthy older men to accompany them on their large boat or yacht due to their physical appearance or sexual virility. The prime age range of a yacht thottie is between 21 and 26 years of age, and their natural habitat is an area rich in resources, such as Chicago, Miami, or the south of France.
Friend 1: Hey man, are you still seeing Nicole?
Friend 2: Nah man, I wish. Unfortunately she wanted to just keep things casual. I guess a relationship would void her status as a yacht thottie.
Friend 2: Nah man, I wish. Unfortunately she wanted to just keep things casual. I guess a relationship would void her status as a yacht thottie.
by JabronieRoadShow July 30, 2020
Get the Yacht Thottiemug. Look at all those hotties on board that boat over... oh wait a sec look at the captain. I thought it was a Hot Yacht for a second but it's actually a Not Yacht.
by Nutata June 7, 2016
Get the Not Yachtmug.