Probably one of the most commonly used phrases after hurting your self or realizing something shitty happened. Sometimes you just say oh shit just to piss off your friends.
Person 1: “OH SHIT”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it
Person 2: “Die”
Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”
Person 2: “What why you swearing
Person 1: “ I don’t know I just felt like it
Person 2: “Die”
Person 1: “ OH SHIT”
Person 2 “ What happened you good?”
Person 1 “NO I JUST STUBBED MY TOE THAT SHIT HURTS”
by ThatMoronInTheBack November 22, 2022
The handle located inside of passenger cars commonly grabbed onto when something goes wrong. Elderly sometimes use the oh shit stick to assist with entering or exiting cars.
I was ridding shotgun, and the driver was drunk. I grabbed the oh shit stick every time he hit the gas.
by cëllPirate November 17, 2021
When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.
Matt: damn...
Mark: what?
Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...
Mark: what'd it say?
Matt: You don't want to know...
Mark: what?
Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...
Mark: what'd it say?
Matt: You don't want to know...
by santy5666 July 20, 2010
The split second after you've said something that you really shouldn't have said, and realise that you shouldn't have said it.
by p00pyhead August 16, 2009
A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.
by Get Rick rolled January 02, 2021
Ah - sh-it (Pause) Ow - sh-it! (Pause) F-uuuuuuuuuuu-k
Verb: The process of realizing just how fucked up something is and that it's even worse than your original thought and giving up.
Verb: The process of realizing just how fucked up something is and that it's even worse than your original thought and giving up.
So we were playing tag in the playground and little Jho- A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck we forgot Jhonny.
by Unlisted_games27 September 13, 2023
Johhny was jerking off in the pantry when his elbow hit a shelf, dropping a slice of cheese onto his dick, reaching orgasm as the tender cheese carresed his engorged glands.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.
"Oh shit, I just cheesed", he exclaimed.
by World_cheese_centre_2001 February 06, 2024