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Shrex offender

Somebody who is shrexually touching your "Swamp" without your conshreknt
"OH MY GOD HE IS TOUCHING BILLY WILLY'S WILLY! HES A SHREX OFFENDER
by Waitinlineforlebronsveinyahdih December 4, 2024
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Sex-Offender.

A sex-offender is someone (typically male) who has a registered Reddit account. The Redditor is a commonly-used slang-term for the ancestral-branch of the Human family tree, the Neanderthals. Redditors have evolved to have strong sexual attraction towards the feet (Of typically underdeveloped females) instead of the breasts, penis, vagina, or thighs. Redditors also rely on their diet for a portion of their sex-drive and hormonal influx, their diet includes: 2-week old Doritos and Vodka (Only for the averages.) Redditors also usually have a higher chance of passing an STD.
Sex-offender.
by Plaptop January 24, 2023
mugGet the Sex-Offender.mug.

Sex Offender

A Sex Offender is what you are or specifically what a guy named Chao is
by Big pp Anilo June 1, 2020
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first offenders

A group of minors who have received criminal charges but got off with a warning. Basically the luckiest of all pricks
I don't know how those first offenders did it but they got off on all charges
by Nickthenigger February 16, 2017
mugGet the first offendersmug.

Offended

A word only used by people who cannot accept or understand reality between 2010 and 2021.
*Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*

Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!

*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*

Person 2: You're an idiot.
by steammustachio February 9, 2021
mugGet the Offendedmug.

serial tash offender

by andy carroll October 5, 2012
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Slightly Offended

Slightly offending someone playfully and/or for fun
Kane was slightly offended when he got called "A fatass" but still laughed
by Kane Kinzou April 13, 2018
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