rhandelle (the origin)

Rhandelle was bron when the seven spawn of satan had an incestual orgy. The most grotesque of them all became pregnant. It attempted an abortion which failed. It soon laid an egg, which was put in a barrel of acid and dumped in the sewer. Rats found the egg, chewed it apart and chewed the hideous premature fetus. One day a Nathan was playing in the sewers and he discovered it. He thought it was cute and took it home to parents who let him keep it. He breastfed, (that's right, he) it daily. One day it got too big to hide from the rest of the world so it was bestowed upon Randall from Disney's Recess. Randall and Ms.Finnster took turns fornicating with it and gave it Dirty Sanchez's amd the like. They decided to name it Rhandelle shortly before releasing it into the wild. It was very lonely and became insane and began to mutate and become disfigured. It soon joined a fish cult. (It's disgusting face resemble's a fish.) It was put into an arranged marriage with an old, stinky, putrid, fat, gimped, hairy, deaf, blind, retarted but not impotent lobster. It was the opposite of impotent actually. They moved away to escape the cult ways. They moved into a small shed with hundereds of rats which they had beastiality orgies with. Eventually the lobster wanted money so it taught Rhandelle it's only skill besides poor fucking ability which is sign language. It became a sign interpreter and is currently employed at Cunard Junior High School, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada. The rest is uninteresting but terribly funny if viewed personally.
*The above is not meant to be viewed as hateful, but a true(while under the influence of narcotics or alchohol) biography.

"Stupid Rhandelle ratted on me for chewing gum in class again today. God, can't she just do her job helping that stupid deaf bitch?"

by Niloc February 21, 2005

original Hollies

Allan Clarke, Graham Nash, Tony Hicks, Bobby Elliot, Bernie Calvert; Eric Haydock, Don Rathbone, Vic Steele.

The epitome of harmony during the British invasion, that can never be equalled except when they are eclipsed by Crosby, Stills and Nash (CSN)

Way up there like the original Hollies

Overheard when listening to any song released after 1968 until about 1983 when Nash returned:

'A replacement part never works as well as the original.'

by the BirdLady July 28, 2012

Original God

Original God is the Word used for artist who like to make various genres such as hip-hop, metal, pop, and many others,
Original God is also used as a nickname for people who are a Devilman Crybaby

Original God Dropped his "Suspiriorum" Album last month

by AlexaTheFastest_Senpai September 22, 2020

Originals Sniping

Best sniper team around

omg did you see the new teamtage of Originals Sniping? Its so sick

by Linnx August 29, 2017

The Original Starwalker

The ORIGINAL STARWALKER.

A star-shaped person who claims to be the original

Starwalker.

Also, I am *very happy* that this page exists.

The ORIGINAL STARWALKER.

A star-shaped person who claims to be the original

Starwalker.

Also, I am *very happy* that this page exists.

The ORIGINAL *STARWALKER* became a Key Item.

by Original Starwalker Fan August 21, 2022

original og

original gangster; 80's hip hop origination. The trail blazer, the first, defining the pursuit.

My boy Shakespeare was a true and original og .

by pretender1 April 25, 2017

pulled an originals

Pulled an originals is when a show says that the show will end after that season (ex. Season 5) then they come back and make another season (ex. Season 6).

Bob: yo, can you believe that (shows name) pulled an originals
Joyce: I know they said it was the last season

by Ryannbaptist September 2, 2019