When you're doing your woman from behind, and you slip it in her ass really quickly. She'll whip her head around, one eye closed from pain, and begin to make an "Eeeee...Eeeee" dolphin noise.
Justin: Man I totally gave my girlfriend a One Eyed Angry Dolphin last night.
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World
Zak: Haha how was it?
Justin: I felt like I was at fucking Sea World
by I Love French Class May 14, 2009
Get the One Eyed Angry Dolphinmug. Westerosi term for masturbated
"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."
- Tyrion Lannister
- Tyrion Lannister
by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019
Get the flogged the one-eyed snakemug. When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.
Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.
by The urban bruh December 19, 2021
Get the Angry one-eyed piratemug. by bluzcrazy May 5, 2006
Get the one eyed wonder wormmug. To masterbate while driving
You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006
Get the polishing the one eyed gophermug. by gary shepard September 1, 2009
Get the one eyed python of lovemug. damn hommie, last night I killed that bitch with the one-eyed fang, I squirted the poison and put her to sleep!
by El Jefe from H.O.B.B. October 26, 2008
Get the one-eyed fangmug.