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bored

never say this in front of your parents
kid 1: im bored
mom and dad: go clean then
kid 1: NOT IN THAT WAY
by hdhneurishncuyewrdyuhgyuerdg February 2, 2023
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boredom day! go to school with comfy clothes, fall asleep during class, and say i’m bored
by urban.child October 6, 2019
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The only reason you are reading this is because you are bored. I mean who will look up the word bored in the urban dictionary unless they are really bored. I will type a bunch of random facts below hoping that whoever is reading this will stop being bored.
- flamingos are only pink because they eat algae

- A cow bison hybrid is called a beefalo
- armadillos are bulletproof

- the longest English word is 189,819 letters long
- Calamari is actually squid

- turkeys can blush
- Theodore Roosevelt has a pet hyena
- giraffes tongues are 20 inches long
- bees can fly higher then 29,525 feet
- Bees can make coloured honey
- pigeons and doves are actually the same bird
- eating to many bananas can kill you
- peanuts are actually vegetables

- there are 336 dots on a average golf ball
- Jupiter is the fastest rotating planet in our solar system

- the Mona Lisa has no eye brows
- the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
- hot water turns to ice faster then cold water
- Caffeine doesn’t stunt your growth contrary to popular belief

- you weigh less at night then you do during the day

- the name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with
- Honey is the only food that can spoil
- butterflies taste with there feet
- elephants are the only animal that can jump
- Coca Cola was originally green
- cotton candy was invented by a dentist

- the bumblebee bat is the worlds smallest mammal
- squirrels are behind most power outages

- A cloud can weigh over a million pounds
- The tea bag was an accidental invention

- Paper bags are worse for the environment then plastic bags
- Bubble wrap was intended to be wallpaper

- If you read all of this than you are REALLY bored
by Ptarmiganfacts323 March 11, 2021
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Likely why you are browsing the Urban dictionary definition for bored
You’re bored? So am I buddy
by Nibbalito February 21, 2020
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When you have nothing to do so you went on urban dictionary to look this up
by The kster June 1, 2020
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borings

Critically/fatally stabbed
The gang carried out too many borings whilst the opps they snoring.
by Bandokaay November 3, 2019
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you got nothing better to do and you start talking to strangers on sites. you will end up feeling like shit and wanting to die until you talk to your bestie or someone you know that is entertain you
i got bored so people talk to people on omegle or dating sites to annoy people
by oxsophxo February 28, 2015
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