NOODLING

Lurking. Leaving batshit random comments on posts. posting bizarre haikus. Amazing ninja smoke.

"I'm not stalking, I'm lurking."

"oh, #JUSTNOODLING"
"yup"

by Noodles Swizzlestyx September 25, 2015

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Noodling

The sexual act of inserting two or more fingers into a girls mouth during intercourse, and "hooking" her lower teeth to provide leverage for deeper penetration by physically pulling on her lower jaw.

The sexual act of inserting two or more fingers into a girls mouth during intercourse, and "hooking" her lower teeth to provide leverage for deeper penetration by physically pulling on her lower jaw.

"I was noodling this chick last night and I swore I almost caught a catfish."

"Hey have you tried noodling? I hooked this girl's mouth and i went so deep dude!"

"Leanna loves getting noodled. At first she didn't get it, but when she figured out I was using her head for leverage, she was totally into it."

by Lee715 August 7, 2016

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noodle, don't noodle

noodle, don't noodle

nęuw-dhil-dœn-ť-nęuw-dhil

VERB

1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.

2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.

-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.

- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"

by RhealTawk January 11, 2020

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Noodle

A girl who has awful, stringy, greasy, cheap extensions that she straightens AND washes. She is the scene queen, or so she likes to believe. She has a best friend who's a Dyke. Likes to vomit up her meals. Fake and/or rude to everyone she comes in concact with; prime example of someone with a God complex. Wants world peace, but probably doesn't know what it means.

Noodle needs to stop wearing extensions.

by Stringz. June 24, 2008

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