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Noob

Someone who is very new to a video game and needs help from proffesionals but 11 yr olds refer them as bad players on fortnite
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Noob

A person lacking in skill or a high level who wishes nothing more than to be retarded and not cooperate with you. A noob comes from a newb, which is someone new to a game and wants to get better. A noob, however, does not. They generally can be very ignorant and annoying and probably will never leave you alone
Newb:Hey guys, where is the sniper rifle at?

High level:It's just over here, follow me.

Newb:Thanks!(newb leaves happily killing)

Noob:J00 N00B! 7H@T W@5 MAI SNIP3R R1FFL3 WHY D1D YU G1VE 1T T0 THT N00B! IT W4S M@1N3!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!11!!11!!!!!

High level:Go bug someone else Noob
by deeeeeeeeeeeeeep June 4, 2010
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noob to lube

Used to describe a situation, person, or thing that demonstrates extreme immaturity, naivity, and innocence, often related to a lack of sexual experience.

Usually includes a hint of outrageousness, but can refer to a simple awkward situation.
Oh my gosh, Max got naked infront of everyone without even hesitating. He's the least noob to lube person ever!

Look at how noob to lube they are with that pinata.
by #falconpride May 10, 2011
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Noob wednesday

The day when all the middle school/high school skiers and snowboarders show up to the ski mountain and put on a show for the rest of the mountaingoers. Flying down the mountain with their open jackets, crazy hats, and ALL rental equipment, watching them fall and eat shit is better than any Hollywood movie. Specific day may vary from mountain to mountain.
School announcements: "Today will be the first day of intramural skiing at Tussey Mountain. Buses will depart at 4:00 this afternoon."

Person who skis on a regular basis: "HELL YEAH! FIRST NOOB WEDNESDAY OF THE YEAR!!!!"
by 5k1 2 Th3 D@y 1 dI3 January 29, 2012
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noobastake

Is said of a mistake that was made by a newbie.

Comes from the fusification of the words n00b and mistake in a way that sounds like the band Hoobastank. Listening to them might be considered a mistake.

Coined by LeDur while speaking with a friend that ended up getting charged unecessarily at an ATM - Nov 1st 2012
Dude: Man I forgot to switch to Geico and then I got charged with fees on this no-fee ATM!
Dude's friend: Those are such noobastakes!
by LeDur February 7, 2013
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noob

Kevin: hey you see that rich guy? hes such a big noob
James: how can you tell?
Kevin: he got literally 2 minutes of playtime
by Crunchydick May 15, 2020
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Noobed

U got noobed bitch
by Gogy January 29, 2021
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