no Waifu no Laifu 

A motto or creed in which ur significant other means the world to u and without them ur life has no meaning

Him:Its OK if you need a break I'll wait for you

Her: but why would u put yourself through all that knowing I might never feel the same
Him: isnt it obvious ... No waifu no laifu

no Waifu no Laifu by Star Guardian X January 8, 2017

No-worker;

a person that YOU work next to; one that does no work and gets paid with no blame

one that comes to work with no shame and does nothing

an employee that does some work but mainly surfs the internet

[lazy}; Criss Angel;

My "No-worker;" is here today an I am behind in my work as usual.

Look at that no-worker, he just dressed for work.

No-worker; by CorporateAmerica October 23, 2008

no wv 

The only comeback that can beat “no w”
It’s pronounced as “triple you” as the v makes it look like that.

no u
no w
no wv

no wv by thepres1’s Stuff July 4, 2022

no where 

A compilation of all of the places a loaner has been and lived.

Hey, where are you from?

No where.

no where by Mandy McCoy June 20, 2008

No worries

Expression meaning you've completely inconvienced me and I'm hurt, but out of respect for you I'm going to keep the peace. Often followed by "mate" to indicate you not only want to keep the peace but also want to remain friends.

No worries. I'll pick it up.
No worries. I'll finish it for you.
I just broke it accidently. No worries.

No worries by Julekvinde September 6, 2018

No ways!

Expression used in mock-disbelief. Synonym for:
Wow! I don't believe it! Really?

Generally meant as an expression of delight, but occasionally also used to express shock.

See also: no way

"You won? No ways! That's fantastic!"

"She shot him? No ways, man, when? Is he dead?"

No ways! by Xaviana December 1, 2003

no-win situation 

a situation in which a favorable outcome is impossible; you are bound to lose whatever you do.

Bradford City playing at home

no-win situation by Colin Todd February 9, 2005