Ninja

Verb
1. To sneak around with detection
2. To kill someone using either a neck snap (preferably inverted) or pulling them backwards into a knife
1. He ninjad his town last night
2. He ninjad the office building on main street, they're now hiring....for every position.
by Kommander_K October 16, 2008
mugGet the Ninjamug.
ninjaing- downloading software illegally and bad-ass stealthily because you're that awesome of a cyber ninja, also means you're doing cool ninja stuff BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKING NINJA!

(to) ninja it- similar to "pirate it" or "pirating it" so see above definition

ninjaed- you've been ninjaed!
Real Life Ninja: (Can't download new video game) Ywaaaaah shaaooohwah! (Throws shuriken at computer screen)
Computer's Response: Ninjaing, ninja it, or ninjaed!
Game downloaded...loading...currently .000001%
Estimated time remaining is 1 Year!
Ninja: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Shooooomaw!

Pirate: Yaaaarh! Got me some nice booty.
Ninja: (Holding pirate's internet booty)
Pirate: ...AAAAARRRRGH! I've been ninjaed!
by IMJUSTANINJA! June 27, 2011
mugGet the ninjaing, ninja it, or ninjaedmug.

Ninja

An amazing game in which people must survive ninja karate chops in order to be the last ninja standing.

The rules are:
1. Extend one arm and place it in the middle with everyone else's arm.
2. On the count of 1, 2, 3, NINJA everyone jumps back (forming a circle) and strikes a ninja pose.
3. The game begins when a ninja decides to attempt to chop the hand of another ninja.
4. An attack attempt must only be made in one motion. Once that motion is made, the ninja must freeze is his new pose. Attacks can only be made to the ninja to the right or left.
5. Only attacking a ninja's hand will get him/her eliminated.
6. The ninja being attacked may dodge; however, that ninja must stay in his/her new ninja pose until he/she attacks or is attacked.
7. It is not necessary to attack every turn.
8. The last ninja standing is the ultimate ninja.
-Hey, do you wanna play ninja?
-No, I'm just not awesome enough for that game

-What happened while you were playing ninja?
-I accidentally had my hands by my sac, and let's just say the attacking ninja got handful.

amazing
slap
attack
freeze
by Champion Ninja March 14, 2010
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ninja

Little stealthy dudes dressed in all black, carrying around swords and daggers, who jump out of trees and off of buildings to vanquish wrongdoers.
He snuck into the theater all ninja-like.
by Carrie =] July 30, 2008
mugGet the ninjamug.

Ninja

a blue haired alcoholic that would rather play Fortnite instead of being a normal husband
Ninja is a fag
by LilPumpHater May 16, 2019
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Ninja

A famous Fortnite streamer whom has passed away due to a rare diesease known as "Ligma".
- Why is Ninja not streaming today?
-Have you heard on the news? He died of Ligma.
-Oh.
by stupidstickman September 28, 2018
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Ninja

A fortnite streamer and virgin that died from ligma or suckma
HOLY SHIT ITS NINJA
by Awesome5367261 January 1, 2020
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