Nazar

a person who's fun and good at games

and hates homework.

Andy: let's have a party!
Nob: yeah we should!

Carl: but we should be doing our homework.

Andy: Fuck You!!
Nob: Yeah, be a Nazar

by pseudonym12451 November 6, 2010

Nebard

To be a retard - act retarded or stupid - yes it is taken from a bus company - this company is located in wakefield and me and my friends (people may contest this) were prob the first people to start using the name nebard back in early 2000.

God you are such a fucking nebard sometimes

by lynsey casey September 16, 2006

neary

a god among men, and a highly attractive person

female 1: he is pretty attractive.
female 2: are you kidding he is neary

by maddawg77 April 26, 2011

as near as damn it

(adjective) British slang for "virtually exact" or "so close as to appear correct."

"I say old chum, when I gave her that bukake it hit her in the eye, or as near as damn it."

by biggs33 March 21, 2006

Near-Crotch Experience

The instance where your face comes dangerously close to contact with a person's junk. It may be clothed, or unclothed, but either way, it is still potentially scarring.

Guy 1: "Dude, did I tell you about my near-crotch experience?"

Guy 2: "No!"
Guy 1: "It was pretty legit."

Girl 1: "Oh my god, I just had a near-crotch experience."

Girl 2: "OH MU GOD. With who?"

Girls 1: "That guy from my class."

Girl 2: "Oh, that's okay then. He's a BAMF."

by HulgaviHomeland November 8, 2011

Nazarena

A beautiful hot girl, usually with a deep eyes and a pretty smile. She’s very short and cute
She is the kinda of girl you want in your life. Easy to fall in love. She is brilliant but she doesn’t make you look bad with all her knowledge. She’s so sweet, she wouldn’t kill a fly, but when she gets mad OH BOY YOU’D BETTER RUN
unless you hug her really tight (she can’t resist to hugs)

Also a great hair and an amazing booty

boy 1: men i think i met my future wife yesterday

boy 2: oohh she must be a Nazarena

boy 1: damnn she’s fine bro
boy 2: yeah her name is Nazarena

by xsam;) May 9, 2019

Afshin Nazari

a live dumb person identical to :"waste matter remaining after food has been digested, discharged from the bowels; excrement."
there are some differences, however, between these concepts.
Afshin nazari can talk, walk and probably read and write and is a "he". He considers himself an economic mastermind and has lost a lot of money on gambling, and buying weed. he lives with some other genius guys . He is a good listener; as his roommates bring girls for sex(usually they tell em: lets watch a film together but the result is totally different), he listens to the moanings and usually tries to scientifically observe their sex through the door hole.
He had periods of severe delusions about himself including: megalomania and biased self-image(on attractiveness) but the reality was way different than those delusions. at best we can consider him as an "unsuccessful partial womanizer" during those periods. further information will be added soon

A: Hi, I want to use bathroom
B: number one or two??
A: Neither! I've got "afshin nazari"

by Nakhoda August 16, 2018