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Crapstack Nessie 

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!
Crapstack Nessie by SuperDoops October 25, 2010

Better Loch Ness Time 

The Scottish version of "Better luck next time"

Thought up by Nadia Meinertz
Oh you didn't die from playing on your stupid sack trompet while matching around in slut-uniforms? Better Loch Ness time, then

nassatall 

(n) A contraction for "no ass at all." Frequently used to describe women who are otherwise attractive or gainly.
I can't buy Levi's in my waist size because they are made for people with nassatall.
nassatall by nplastic January 28, 2004

Jerry-ness 

(adj.) The epitome of creepiness often resulting in various forms of sexual harassment, severe uneasiness, restraining orders, and the urge for spontaneous uncontrollable vomiting for members of the opposite sex.
What the hell is that guy's problem?!? He keeps staring at my ass, ughhhh... he's got some serious Jerry-ness.

An overweight, balding, middle-aged man was working out at Planet Fitness in his complimentary white PF T-shirt that he wears everytime he steps foot in the gym that he somehow believes is being used to show off his 250lb solid fat physique, and while he tells everyone within a 50ft radius how their form is off despite him not being able to perform a single pull-up, he then catches a glimpse of a female on an eliptical machine, which causes him to drop everything he is doing and instantaneously flip the switch into hardcore creep mode where his jerry-ness will cause him to uncontrollably stare at a girl (regardless of age or how far out of his league she may be) to the point of creepiness nirvana where the victim will usually either run for help or kill herself in an attempt to escape said stare of Jerry-ness and Mr. Creeper himself with be in complete contempt in embracing his off the charts Jerry-ness.
Jerry-ness by italmafia1 June 14, 2010

loch ness monster 

Someone left a Loch Ness Monster and clogged the toilet!
loch ness monster by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

Couple-ish-ness-ism 

1 Being a couple
2 Acting in everyway like a couple eg, finishing each others sentences
"He took that sentence right outta my mouth"
"soon you'll b finishing each others sentences, oh god, the couple-ish-ness-ism has started"