(naar' choo us) - Adj. - A word that can be used at any time, to mean anything, when you want to see if someone's actually paying attention and/or intelligent enough to understand the conversation.
Timbo - "Oh hell yeah...your motor mounts are blown and your transmission is slipping badly, first-to-second...you'll need a tranny service, fluids and parts..."
Idiot - "Um, so yeah, OK...so you mean my engine needs work?"
T - "Yes...the engine is nartuous..."
I - "OK, I get it..."
Idiot - "Um, so yeah, OK...so you mean my engine needs work?"
T - "Yes...the engine is nartuous..."
I - "OK, I get it..."
by Skinny_Phat February 3, 2024
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Watch out for that narthy shit puddle over there.
by roawrdawgg May 2, 2024
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The nartisticissist could only draw badly formed stick figures yet thought he was as talented as Picasso.
by Jay_Britt May 4, 2024
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Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”
Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”
Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”
Dad - 😂😂
Son - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”
Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”
Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”
Dad - 😂😂
Son - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
by TheGingerBreadMan June 3, 2025
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“She spends days in the studio painting and barely talks to anyone—people call her a narcissist, but really she’s just a nartcissist.”
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by bob the fucking bogan April 12, 2019
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