numpty

An idiot.
Usually used by british people.

Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.

by LesleyDianna February 22, 2012

Numpty

A person who has gone and made a fool of oneself; with excessive amount of drug use, specifically frying one’s brain and disengaging in all use of basic motor functions.
A numpty

Damn, He’s gone and fucked himself. What a numpty.

by Bellzgotem February 14, 2024

Numpty

An idiot

me: Luke you are a numpty
luke: ok

by Daily Goat Newsletter April 14, 2021

numpty

a potato headed fool, with no friends, who uses people to get his ends {away}

hip hop nasty nick

jake was a complete, numpty

by bgirl aero December 30, 2016

Numpty

When ur ball sack sticks to the side of your leg. Especially bad when you shave your balls.

"Man I got a fucking Numpty going on!!"

by Devyonite March 10, 2014

numpty

****-bag; a total douche; Stuck up froggin' old bag.

That douche is such a numpty!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

Numpty

A made-up word by BadBoyHalo.

Glue isnt gluten you numpty.

by SkittlesTM May 01, 2019