Nard is a person who is closely associated with blanket master. A "Nard" stays up all day and night wishing to be the blanket master but is only a bitch to the blanket master. A "Nard" sets up a time for the blanket master and sits in the corner and watches while naked. 2 inch wiener as well.
by Jerry bo October 17, 2020
Get the Nard mug.When one cums in a persons butt hole and then eats the poop and semen out of hole. After this, the person then transfers the fluid from their mouth into someone elses butthole, and then that person shits into a blender and puts vodka in it. Then blends it and puts it in shot glasses. Then takes shots with the liquid.
by Nard_dog4321 June 11, 2022
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Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."
by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022
Get the Nards mug.A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.
by Nard puff June 19, 2022
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by grimmy4life June 19, 2022
Get the Nards mug.A man who drinks monkey slump. A man who cannot say earth. A man who has no emotions. He also is wanted in Mexico for drug trafficking
by Monkey fart June 4, 2022
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