pie my life 

Phrase suggesting one either screwed up or is about to screw up in light of recent events; synonymous with the phrase "fuck my life."

Bob: Bro, did you do the research paper for English yet? It's due tomorrow.

You: Ah fuck, PIE my LIFE.

pie my life by a.wizzy December 11, 2010

end my life cheese 

When you have an allergy and choose to kill yourself with cheese. Comes is many flavors.

Dude I was gonna try some of that end my life cheese, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.

end my life cheese by Alan the anal bead March 22, 2017

What am I doing with my life 

I don't know anymore

Person 1: what am I doing with my life
Person 2: im not your therapist how the hell did you get in my house

What am I doing with my life by Xxjoe_mamaxX October 19, 2021

I'm sick of my life 

I'm sick of my life - phrase/colloquialism

While the phrase may give the impression that the speaker is, possibly, suicidal; this is not actually the case.
One uses this phrase to express ones extreme displeasure with a given situation.
The situation could be going out somewhere or with someone one would consider unpleasant, working on something or with someone unpleasant and so on...
This phrase is generally heard in Northern England, commonly in the Newcastle area. One may hear it on Geordie Shore.

Variants:
I'm sick of me life
Am sick of me life
Sick of me life, me

Have got to go to work wi Holly.
Wouldn't want to spend 5mins in a room wi her never mind work.
I'm sick of my life

I'm sick of my life by rzhhhh May 14, 2012

what is my life 

this feeling of momentary overwhelming anxiety. often used in an exaggerated joking sense

roommate 1 - Girl you cant find your keys?? you're about to be late to class, and you know you have an exam today!!

roommate 2 - *searching for keys* UGGGHHH! I know! what is my life?!

what is my life by c1c1 November 21, 2013

Came at my life 

A phrase that is used in past tense to describe a situation

in which another person knowingly attacks and defiles you

as a person based upon an action you have done,

resulting in their nasty rebuttle.

Note- Sometimes results from doing nothing at all

Similar to chewing someone out, or personally attacking one's character.

Can be used in future tense such as "Don't make me come at your life."

Or present tense "I'm coming at your life right now!"

past tense-- Mark "Came At My Life" today when he found out I was pregnant with an unknown baby daddy.

Present tense-- Why are you "Coming At My Life?"

Future tense-- I swear if you do that I will "Come At Your Life!"

Came at my life by The "Hbomb" from Aurora November 2, 2010

School -- waste of my life 

just like the first one, school was a waste of my life, too.
i learned i was dumber than everyone, that people only hate who's different for no reason and that drugs make money just like prostitutes do - because nobody cares and if you're not a somebody already, then no one will ever care until college. Actually college was OK. But nobody cared, just the independence and chance to succeed was OK. But I failed. So it was a waste of my life.

A-Why don't you go to school there, boy? Make something of yourself.
B-Great idea! Thaaanks.
A-I'm kidding, you fag. Suck my dick for cash instead.
B-Asshole, and you call yourself government. School -- waste of my life.
(Based on a true story)

School -- waste of my life by live to 100 anyway June 9, 2010