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mustard sack 

When the scrotum becomes a dinginy yellow color due to repeated doublebacking ass wiping method to insure a clean ass
Dave's girlfriend noticed that his ballsack had a slight discoloration than his normal skin tone as she was about to polish his knob,thus have a servere case of mustard sack
mustard sack by BIG T 49 November 8, 2017

Mustard Butter

Semen after a long period of time without ejaculating - begins to coagulate and develop a yellowish tint.
After "No Nut November" I'm going to cover my girlfriend's back burger with my mustard butter.
Mustard Butter by Mustard Butters November 22, 2019

mustard.kosplay 

my closest and best of friends. i love you so much tubbo.

xox. your tommy.
you’re not friends with mustard.kosplay? lame
mustard.kosplay by goostify March 18, 2021

Mustard Dong

An unimaginably humungous penis that smells excruciatingly disgusting.
Damn, that guy has a mustard dong!
Mustard Dong by sumaloma September 24, 2021

mustard vein 

one of those big fucking veins on the topside of one's penis.
"omg jessica, i went to oswald's place, and he had this big mustard vein on the top of his dick!"

"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("
mustard vein by Random Shit. February 16, 2022

Mustard Patch 

In essence, a Mustard Patch is the remains of an "Aristocratic-style" proportion drunken affair in which a moist and viscous collection of various yellow bodliy fluids (both male and female) is deposited.
"Wow, Jerry. We were so drunk last night that I woke up with a Mustard Patch and I couldn't shower 'cause my folks showed up and I was late for work. I spent the whole day apologizing."
Mustard Patch by Hexicon June 23, 2006