Mushroom Princess

Its what they call girls who like a sausage in the calzone...

I brought a guy back from the club last night, He made me a mushroom princess.

by MindFuck69 November 11, 2010

chocolate mushroom slap

After having anal sex to slap someone across the face with one's penis leaving a rectal juice mark. mushroom slap

James:"Hey Ron what happened to Adee's face?"
Rondel:"After taking her ass virginity, I gave her a chocolate mushroom slap and I guess I left a mark."

by James izzle April 14, 2005

Peeking Mushroom

When a man's pubic hair exceeds the length of his penis, leaving only a small portion of the tip visible.

I was about to have sex with this guy I met at the club, but once undressed I was disappointed at the sight of his peeking mushroom.

by Not at the table, Carlos. April 17, 2010

Mushroom

Describes a person who is always kept in the dark, and fed nothing but shit.

Dude 1: How could you NOT know that movie was coming out?!?
Dude 2: I'm a fucking mushroom.

by _allismine_ May 28, 2006

mushroomhead

One of the best bands alive!!!!!!!!!!

Mushroomhead kicks ass

by ShawnNothing December 15, 2003

mushrooming

The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).

"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."

by Mo'$ the 2nd June 5, 2005

mushroom head

another word for penis or bell endlike a mushroom

1)look at my mushroom head its huge!
2)search google images mushroom head for more details

by alex October 22, 2004