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muppet syndrome
The effect experienced by any man when confronted by a naked chick whilst holding a video camera.
Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.
Symptoms include heavy breathing, excessive talking, telling blatantly unfunny jokes, and generally acting like a complete muppet.
I found some really good home-made porn a while back but the guy had terrible muppet syndrome. I wish that guy would just shut the fuck up.
muppet syndrome by The Other Greg June 15, 2006
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Muppet Head
A oral sex position where the man grabs the woman and vigorously has sex with the woman's mouth. This goes on until she goes googly-bug eyed and flails her arms around above her head helplessly in protest often making a "Mahyaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" muffled sound similar to Kermit the frog.
Muppet Head by RedPowerTie August 22, 2011
Muppet Neck
There is no discernible difference in the girth between a person’s head and neck, they may be referred to as a ‘Muppet Neck’
Muppet Neck by Bigsmooth96 February 10, 2015
muppet-philiac
A person with an obsession for the muppets and muppet merchandise. Such a person will usually procure a strong collection of muppets and be especially fond of functional muppets. Generally, muppet-philiacs prefer Kermit and harbor a secret crush on Miss Piggy. Muppet-philiacs live on their wits and by doing so are semi-successful in obtaining autographs and/or tickets to muppet-centric events without spending money, although they will resort to such measures if need be. Muppet-philiacs have a hard time grasping the fictitious nature of the muppet characters, especially in their childhood, and will often imbue said characters with a life of their own. There is some cross-over with muppet-philiacs and sesame street fans or with any other Jim Henson shows/films. Muppet-philiacs are of two breeds: Closet muppet-philiacs and regular muppet-philiacs (the latter often being pedophilles as well). Muppet-philiacs usually never shed their fixation, and if he/she does he/she should be considered a very fortunate individual.
You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.
You know you are a muppet-philiac if you are frustrated that the word muppet is not capitalized.
muppet-philiac by gelatinous g-man March 25, 2009
muppet show
a group of morons in close proximity, behaving as morons do. the muppet show can often be seen at said morons natural habitats, such as:
1. chav infested shopping centres on saturdays
2. 'up town' on a friday night outside a nightclub
3. political gathrings, especially if George W Bush is in the vacinity (though he is by no means the only culprit, just the biggest.)
1. chav infested shopping centres on saturdays
2. 'up town' on a friday night outside a nightclub
3. political gathrings, especially if George W Bush is in the vacinity (though he is by no means the only culprit, just the biggest.)
person a: why has that lad got bounced from a nightclub for being blatantly underage, staggered into the road swearing, flashed his arse at the police and got arrested whilst his fat girlfriend screams and hammers the riot van with her fists?
person b: the muppet show must be in town.
person b: the muppet show must be in town.
muppet show by me old fruity January 4, 2007