munch magic

when you rob something or do something stupid which pays off you should say this, on 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps' there was a character called munch who was Gaz's long lost half brother, he was a proper retard but was well funny, he would use this phrase a lot when he stole something or something went his way, and i once saw the guy who plays munch in the John Lennon airport :)

Munch: "dyu wanna watch a DVD?"
(pulls out a portable DVD player)
Gaz: "Jesus!, how did you afford that??!!"
Munch: "I stole it, Munch Magic!"
Gaz: "wellll.... what DVD's have you got?"
Munch: "Dutch Sluts and Bonk 'Till You Cronk"
Gaz: "wow!!....Welcome to the family fella!!!"

by the triple OG July 24, 2006

Munch the Box

1. To munch on the female genitals

2. To eat a girl out

3. To slay with your tongue

Dawg when you were with that babe the other night did you go munch the box?

Did your girlfriend let you munch the box?

by chikn parm June 2, 2011

Ostrich Munch

While engaged in doggy style sex, you randomly pull out and bury your face in her ass.

She was pleasantly surprised when he pulled out without warning and then dropped his mouth on her ass and assumed the Ostrich Munch!

by Phuda Singh January 10, 2012

Meat-Munching

This is a word of “exclusively for New Yorkers” , It means that’s you agree with the persons opinions, no matter how dumb or stupid it is.

JEF WAS MEAT-MUNCHING 🥩on Cameon because, Jef owes Cameon $1000

by A student of Nyan May 28, 2020

that nigga a munch

A nigga who eat pussy and don’t get nothing in return

“You thought I was feeling you, that nigga a munch

by Bigdickbeeonthesence September 5, 2022

Carpet Munching

cunilingus, eating pussy

He enjoys carpet munching

by Nelson December 1, 2003

ass munch

An asshole without the attitude or agressiveness. A derogatory term to describe someone of useless ability and questionable intelligence.

Jim turned down a date with a lingerie model because he had to study for finals, thereby proving that he is a complete and utter assmunch.

by NB March 12, 2003