muffdog

The act of having a mans penis sandwiched between 2 vaginas

Ohh man I had the tightest muffdog last night with these two chicks. It was bodacious

by D-D-D October 20, 2008

muffdiving

The act of eating out rob taylor's butthole.

I was muffdiving last night and found a can of diet sprite.

by Roberta s June 22, 2010

murfed

to be winning, and or beating the shit outta some one or thing

TOSH-DAMNNNNN...we got murfed on in the game last night!
Randi-FERRRRR-SHEEEEEEE-ZEEEEEEEE

by JAAMALL May 5, 2006

muffled

also know as a one hiter quiter to be hit once and instantly hit the ground from a punch or vicious kick or even a blunt object.

He Keep messin wit me and imma muffled his ass!

by Youngbleeze October 16, 2006

muffer

A muffer is a m***** f*****, a coolish person, or someone you really hate. It was made up in response to a creative cussing contest. It is rarely used as the "coolish person" definition.

"That KKK muffer!" ---insulting

"Why you muffer, you mean you really got that awesome pic?" --coolish person

"What a muffer"--insulting

by Gramma Booty(licious) December 26, 2004

muffet

shaved pussy

i boned a ho last night and she had a muffet

by clit commander July 20, 2003

muffdiver

an idiot that comes up with more slang filth than we need, as we all have to much to remember now, without adding more trash to our language.

Like, Duh, I am a Freaking Idiot. I made up a trashy new word. Lets see if all my trashy little friends like it.

Like yeah, I have the mentality of Beavis and Butthead, when I tell my friends that I was with a muffdiver over the weekend.

by StupidPeopleHater January 2, 2008