Boner in the Mouth

Something that is indescribably delicious

This asphalt pie is like a boner in the mouth!

by Shizbonerz November 16, 2011

SHUT MOUTH

1. The most superior way to say shut up

2. The most aggressive way to say shut up

Payten: (blah blah blah crap and junk)
Carl: SHUT MOUTH
Payten: (contemplating if he should commit die )

by Traffic Cone April 7, 2020

closet mouth

A person who speaks cleanly in most situations, but has the ability to put a sexual twist on anything.

Although Sue is a virgin, she is quite a closet mouth.

by Rachael Potter May 11, 2007

Mouth pearl.

Jizz ball inside someone's mouth.

"Kellie, here comes a large Mouth pearl."

by Not ewf June 12, 2014

new mouth

when you've had a mustache for a while and you finally shave it off completely and you look like a young boy again.

a: yo son, you seen money after he got a cut yesterday?

b: yea b, son got new mouth.

by GMoney168 March 4, 2009

hamster mouth

What presidential-elect Donald Trump had when he was campaigning.

If you looked at his cocksucker when he was talking, his lips would very frequently become pursed and it looked as though he were a hamster -- or even a fish at times.

Hey Carolyn!ain,trail
Trump is having this TV debate with Hillary -- you've just got to see his hamster mouth, hahaha!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2017

mouth vagina

A mouth that resembles an old, weathered vagina

As in, "What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?".

"What is Donald Trump spewing out of his mouth vagina now, honey?"

by RichNWhite September 28, 2015