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it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean 

meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.
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3 wheel motion 

The act of driving a vehicle with hydraulics or sometimes airbags/struts on three wheels. This is performed by locking up the entire vehicle then dumping the cylinder caddy corner to the wheel you want to lift off the ground. Usually done when turning a corner or driving in a circle causing the weight of the vehicle to be shifted to the rear, allowing the front wheel to lift off the ground. Not to be confused with the standing 3 wheel, which is when a car is able to 3 wheel without turning or being in motion. A more advanced hydraulic setup and installation is required to accomplish this.
I love to hit 3 wheel motion when im turning left at a big intersection. People really trip out, and the hynas love it.
3 wheel motion by *C3nz0* December 12, 2009

Degenerate Brownian Motion 

degenerate brownian motion, a racist term for people with brown skin from south and south-east asia, used by white Australians.

Instead of calling them brown directly, hide behind a scientific term brownian motion, so that when accused of racism, scientifically gaslight and hide behind the term. In the name of science.
Athor: Look its Akhmed our boy originally from Paki

Akhmed Sulisto: Im Indonesian not Paki.

Athor: Whatever fucking degenerate brownian motion, fucking cunt

Akhmed Sulisto: Did you call me a degenerate brown guy?

Athor: Did I call you a fucking low IQ brown guy? No of course not.
Athor: I was referring to brownian motion, a scientific chemistry term.

Akhmed Sulisto: Cool, totally my bad sorry, was just being too sensitive. Don't mind me.

Athor: dbm ! dbm ! dbm !

phatty motion 

When you're moving in a way that when you move you are phatty while you move. This is considered phatty motion and while he is phatty moving you can watch him move while and whilst he is motionating hes phat watch now
Guy 1: I'm phatty motion
Guy 2: Fuck you.

Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside 

A wii remote that is immortal, it can duplicate when broken
Poofesure: *throws Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside*
Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside: *duplicates itself*

Heavy Motion 

When you really turnt & got more pape than these broke niggas
You know I got Heavy Motion
Heavy Motion by HeavyMotionJB April 20, 2022

slow-motion suicide 

The act of slowly killing yourself by the use of tobacco or drugs. This happens over the years as dangerous substances are put into your body. They slowly kill you, hence slow-motion suicide.
The prof: Does anyone know what someone is doing when they sit outside on their porch smoking cigarettes all the time?
Nick: Killing themselves?
Greg: No dumbass! shit! they are committing slow-motion suicide...jeez....stupid college kids these days
The Prof (thinking to himself): Im failing him, and him, and maybe her, probably him....
slow-motion suicide by bootanger October 25, 2006