MOO-man

One of a race of My Opinion Only Jersey midgets that sell real estate and wax nostalgia about forgotten rock and roll bands.

After a particularly grueling day selling houses, the MOO-man decided to pop a Bruce Springsteen cassette into his boombox and rock out.

by CptSpandex January 13, 2009

moomin

a black dressed, pale unhygienic being who believes themselves atractive because of the dim witted emos which he doth asosiate himself with. with black teeth and a stench resembling that of an deceased anus (belonging to a man aplicted with loose bowel syndrome), he scares even the most battle hardened of war veterans. so scary even chuck norris turned down the challange of bringin this foul beast in for extermination.

"jesus bastard christ its moomin!"

"has anyone trod in shit?"

"put it down timmy you dont know where its been!"

"is your mother proud of you?"

by moomins_r_gay January 2, 2009

moonman

It's rude and offensive but the primary definition of 2017 is: Fucking Idiot

It's like saying there's nothing in your head except a great rock like, well... the MOON!

Jonny: Question 3 was like the easiest question on the test, what did you put?
Jimmy: 7
Jonny: WTF 2+2=4 you complete MOONMAN! You be gettin U's in your maths

by mynamesme January 10, 2017

Mojoman

Ohmo, pinghoe, LD masta.

"awww fuck! get mojoman on this team."

by Jon H. February 17, 2003

Moomala Harris Honk Honk

A bitch with big titty milky mommy goth milkers running for vice presidency she is fucking hot and i wanna pipe

Damn this girl is hot but she aint no moomala harris honk honk

by uygyygjghjghjjghkjhk December 4, 2020

Mojoman

Someone who is not as good as AvA_Majestic

Wow, pretty much everyone these days is a Mojoman

by Majestic February 17, 2003

Mojoman

Mojo - sperm/spunk/semen/jizz/cum/
Man - guy/dude/bloke/homo/fellow

"Jizzfellow gets bitchslapped by Iscariot"
"Cumguy gets pwned by again"
"Semendude swallows it whole!"

by Iscaw February 17, 2003