Morning Blend

A sip of coffee followed immediately by a bump of coke off a lactating women's breast and then a suck of milk.

Being a dad isn't so bad when you can start your day with a morning Blend.

by Midgetlover69420 June 27, 2020

monking off

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off

can't believe goblin keeps monking off

by eggbearrice January 14, 2021

early morning acting

When you go to a fancy/nice hotel and make coffee early in the morning. Then sipping from it while you open the curtains and look out the window like they do in the movies.

Hey Bill I am going to the Starbucks downstairs.

Alright, I am just going to do some early morning acting.

by early morning acting June 1, 2014

Hughes Morning

A morning where you wake up and a drunk person has been posting to Facebook all night, and you have about 15 notifications about it for no apparent reason.

Man, it's been a Hughes morning!

by DWS197812 April 9, 2015

good morning, God bless

when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet

Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?

Ethan: Good morning, God bless.

by rhsone May 23, 2018

Early morning freak

A person, Usually with insomnia, Who stays awake all night into early morning and sleeps the day away. Usually teenagers or somebody under 20. You can become an early morning freak if:
You have insomnia

Your sleep schedule is fucked up
You use your phone all night
Stress

*Playing minecraft*
Becky: it’s getting a little late, I’m not tired but it’s like 7:00 AM
Lily: Oh- I forgot the time! I don’t have anything to do tommorow so I’ll just stay on.
Becky: We’ve been playing since 7:00 pm yesterday.
Lily: oh that’s fine. I usually stay up longer than that.
Becky: Wait- longer?? You’re such an early morning freak!
Lily: You were on minecraft before I even joined your world!
(In this situation, both Lily and Becky are Early Morning Freaks.)
(Don’t stay up late, kids.)

by coolhandlehere69420 December 28, 2022

spending the morning gold

The first piss of the day.

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.

by time-it August 21, 2010