moist grandad

This is simply accomplished by taking a woman and having coitus with her in HER grandad's bed.

Kyle: Did you give her a moist grandad?
Austin: Had to.

by Beagleman June 18, 2017

moist racket

The physical act of spitting on one's dick and slapping another person across the face with it.

"I hit her with that moist racket."

by BillyButBanger November 9, 2017

moist

A word used to describe something nice

Yo this pizza is moist!

That gurl is moist

by ThagurlMK1999 June 14, 2018

moisoi

huge bell end

popular last name in Romanian gypsy culture

this name does not tend to make the girls that moist even though the name would suggest so

Codrin is an overall Moisoi

by jonahthewhale321 April 4, 2018

Moises Romero

This one kid from equipo academy and is rich and get girls but breaks up with them fast asf faster then the fucking flash and has Gucci

A Moises Romero can I have a dollar rich kid

by sebastianthefatfuck November 24, 2018

Moist marshmello

This game can only be done in a public restroom. When a group a people play soggy biscuit with a marahmello, but the winner puts it in his mouth first and is then passed down until it gets to the loser who has to eat it.

Moist marshmello, isn't that what your dad keeps asking me to play

by Ogga booga booga robbed April 23, 2019

moist.alex

The most underrated spam page, a king that needs more exposure and he is funny as the fuck fuck bitch

Moist.alex is a bad bitch

by Al333.x October 26, 2020