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YouTube Monetization Diet

The act of removing things from past or future YouTube uploads to increase your potential earnings for your channel. Things removed can include, but are not limited to: profanity, references to drugs and alcohol, copyrighted material, mature (or immature) humor, violence, guns, and dangerous stunts. To a lesser extent, ceasing production of material suitable for YouTube Kids can be considered part of this diet. Side effects of this diet may include compulsory stretching of videos to 8 minutes, bugging people to like and subscribe, and generally being a douche.
YouTuber 1: You've changed, dude. Ever since you started that YouTube Monetization Diet, you've stopped making the cool videos I subscribed to you for.
YouTuber 2: Maybe so, but now I can afford to buy a hamburger today!
by GHRockotron3000 May 27, 2021
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Anti distinctly minty monetarism

Prince George's unsuccessful attempt to say "antidisestablishmentarianism" in the TV series "Blackadder the Third".
Anti distinctly minty monetarism is not the longest word in the English language
by Tunntsd March 9, 2019
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a full-on monet

usually a person that looks fine or normal from far away but when you look closer they’re not that put together.

ex: clueless 1:27:32
cher: ugh she’s a full-on monet!!
tai: a monet? what’s that?
cher: well it’s like a painting see? from far away it’s ok, but up close its a big old mess!!
by nightingale ;) iykyk February 10, 2021
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Des Moines Neti Pot

The act of holding your kneeling partner's head back toward the end of a blow job, shooting your thick, hot load all over their up-turned face, then proceeding to shove the dripping cum up their nose with the head of your cock. If your partner is a good slut, they will become extra-aroused as the cum dries.
Whenever I would go over to her place, Gumar would drop to her knees and beg for a Des Moines Neti Pot.
by Kate McGee June 9, 2011
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kicking mineta out of 1-a

What we all want in season 5. Make him never return. Replace the demon with Shinsou. We also want that in season 5.

We want him dead. The perverted demon must die
Kill Mineta! Kill Mineta! WE ARE KICKING MINETA OUT OF 1-A
by Zoe Robotics Shrines June 4, 2020
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monet

(pronounced mon-AY) a woman who looks attractive from afar, but upon closer inspection is physically disappointing.

A reference to the work of French Impressionist painter Claude Monet.
Character 1: Hey, check out that brunette over there in the ticket line.

Character 2: No, dude, I just walked past her - total monet.
by A-Simm April 22, 2007
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Des Moines

Ever wanted to live in a city where you feel insignificant and significant at the same time?

Ever wanted to live in a city where people aren't exactly arrogant and condescending specifically towards you but rather everyone?

Ever wanted to live in a city where nothing happens?

Well, this city is just for you.
Guy 1: "Dude, I gotta go back to Des Moines this weekend."

Guy 2: "Good luck, let's hope you don't die of bordem."
by promeaire February 4, 2013
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