conster mock

conster mock is a word so you don't have to say monster co........

i have a huge conster mock
that girl secretly has a conster mock
i got that conster mock in me

by big boom aj December 2, 2024

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Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

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Mock-it-all

1) An individual that mocks certain people consistently, potentially making normal tasks harder as the suffering victim has to re-think the same memory constantly

2) Someone who despises a certain thing as the days go on

1) I hate Mock-it-alls

2) He was a Mock-it-all in class

by Potato fan May 27, 2023

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To Kill a Mocking Bird

Girl learns about racism. Plus filler. LOADS of filler.

To Kill a Mocking Bird

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 5, 2024

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mock-torian

When something is trying to appear older than it actually is. Taken from Mock and Victorian. Generally trying to give it an air of age and therefore superiority by having an oldey worldey look or fake provenance.

You would think that brewery has been around for centuries but its all mock-torian, it was only set up last month and that is all marketing BS.

by Frandango April 21, 2025

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