Micker

A lazy ass Mcdonalds worker.

Those damm mickers r worthless...

by cartman5000 June 11, 2006

Knackered Mackerel

A Mackerel to which has been thoroughly knackered by means of beating or pounding.

"Good God Fabion, you really have unnecessarily knackered that Mackerel. If i wasn't mistaken, i'd say it was a 'knackered Mackerel'"

by aloce September 10, 2006

Mackerel

Lacking physique and consisting purely of skin and bones - A mackerel has a spiny back with quite a large gut. When looking at a mackerel, people will often say ''eugh, you seen dat mackerel.''

A Mackerel has no legs or arms, but a fleshy torso. One particular type of mackerel has been spotted in and around the Weymouth area, lurking about with a salmon.

Boy: Look at that lad der

Boy 2: Dats dat lad josh

Boy: Oh yeh, stupid mackerel

by weymouthboy January 17, 2011

Macker

The term frequently used to describe computer hackers who run there business solely on Macintosh computers.

Yo that Patrick kid is such a god damn Macker.
I know! he got me 10 different versions of sony vegas, which i didnt think was possible, in 15 minutes.

by Shayne Gordon Andersen January 12, 2008

Mockery

The act by which ruinous behavior causes one to realise the extent to which their lives are muunted.

"Your life is over, what a mockery"
"Throwing a steak at someone whilst they ride their lucky bike."

by Coldguess April 27, 2006

Mockerel

A word to describe a butch, overweight, hateful feminist that looks and acts like a dude (you can see them all over YouTube at anti Trump demonstrations).

Man, I was so drunk, I thought I brought home curvy ass ho. Turns out, it was a mockerel and she wouldn't shut up about hating men!

by elexxxers January 19, 2018

mackerson dojo

Where only the elite mma fighters train.(home of the ground and pound)

Holy shit i got invited to the mackerson dojo!

by SinisterIceMan October 16, 2008