Massack

to fuck, bone, smash. Basically to have sex. When you massack someone it is hardcore.

Massacking is what makes living beautiful and enjoyable. It reduces stress, depression, and even anger. Massacking is also known to decrease high blood pressure and if performed correctly, can burn calories.

1.James is a pimp! He has massacked several girls at our school.

2.I want to massack that beezy! She has such a nice ass and tities.

3.The best pussy to massack are the clean, tight, and shaved ones.

by massack June 13, 2010

Mass Erect 2

Its what the world will get when Mass Effect 2 comes out.

Woot mass erect 2!!

by Damob47 December 28, 2009

Foot massage

The rubbing and massaging of one's feet. Often interpreted as sensual. Something you never give another man's woman.

Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man. He can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?

Jules: That's an interesting point. Come on, let's get into character.

by Matt..... March 7, 2011

marlborough, massachusetts a.k.a. the boro

a small suburb located outside boston where they breed alcholics. once you hit the middle school, one will be introduced to impregnation, jack daniels, various types of marijuana, UV blue, and adderall. only the strong make through high school in this moral ridden town.. one from marlborough is sure to be aware of the DG's, divas, a large number of brasilians, and the phrase "she like the way my dick tastes"

last weekend i hit up the marlborough, massachusetts a.k.a. the boro and saw this coked out baby mama get knifed outside a 711 wearing mad ed hardy

by jeepn_it August 26, 2010

massage therapy

A euphemism for the sex services provided at a rub and tug massage parlour. Often used to deceive people who are not in the know, like your stupid fat bitchy boss.

Sorry, Boss, I'd love to come to that meeting but I gotta leave work early for a massage therapy appointment.

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

Bloodmouse Mass-Grave

That weird, rectangular container found next to the toilet in your office? The one that smells faintly of iron? That's a Bloodmouse Mass-Grave. The place where ladies throw their spent Dracula's Teabags. In the war on menstruation, there are many casualties, so let us spare a thought for all those Bloodmice who have met a sticky end so that women can wear white pants while queefing Clots in the workplace.

One time at work, I went to the bathroom to take a shit, when I slipped on a puddle by the sink... I crashed head-first into the Bloodmouse Mass-Grave and caused the contents to spill over me.... I looked like "Swamp-Thing", if he'd been painted dark-red. To make matters worse, I was persued by bears all the way home...

by Poppa Boogaloo January 8, 2012

swedish massage

Essentially same as the handjob.

My gf was having her period so she gave me a Swedish massage.

by analjuggernaut November 2, 2004