by scorpion:P December 15, 2009
A person who may not be astute but has a seemingly purposeful presence. The person may be useful but doesn't have an external awareness. A mop serves a purpose but is not a intelligectually significant.
You're sharp as a mop.
by urban-grl April 04, 2016
A person(s) who decide to deface the anal region with any number of brushes, mops,etc. in a way that is so vile it can only be described as "anal mop"
by sgt.420 July 24, 2008
A person whose desire for intercourse is so great that it outweighs rationality. Allowing them to disregard physical and mental beauty, and overlook social taboos most people would shy away from, including but not limited to intercourse with overweight girls, red heads, thressomes with two cousins, and girls who are on their period.
Person 1: That fool Jacob told me he was still attempting to get at some girl even after she had admitted to shitting in her pad while taking the SAT's.
Person 2:Typical. That's why we call him the human mop.
Person 2:Typical. That's why we call him the human mop.
by Who fucking cares11 April 11, 2011
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