Mitch McConnell

The Mitch McConnel is a sexual position one can only achieve in concert with a Galapagos Tortoise which results in wrinkly, long lived, but exceptionally unintelligent offspring.

Wow that’s one ugly SOB, one of his parents clearly had a fetish for the Mitch McConnell.

by One With Common Sense September 25, 2019

mitch mitchell

The drummer for the Jimi Hendrix Experience. Born in 1947.

Mitch Mitchell played the drums while Jimi Hendrix was playing away on his guitar.

by Person54563476 January 26, 2005

Full Mitch

The act of a man getting so butthurt that he leaves a facebook group because something offended him.

That one dude was so mad he went Full Mitch last night, hahaha

by JabbatheJutt May 16, 2015

mitch hedberg

He died...the funniest man ever died... R.I.P

we'll never froget you mitch.

by ... April 1, 2005

The dirty Mitch

When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off

Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick

by MItch111166699 September 27, 2011

Mitch Hedberg

Seeing Mitch perform live (about a year before he died) was the best moment of my life. All of you are right: He's the funniest person that ever lived, and the world is much less funny without him.

Mitch Hedberg -isms:

"Escalators are good, cuz they can never break. They just become stairs."

"I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread."

"I saw a human pyramid once. It was so unnecessary."

"I wish there was such a thing as cinnamon roll incense, because I would light some up in the morning and give my roommate false hope."

by Her Royal Hard A** October 26, 2006

Mitch McConnell

1.) A spineless turtle, very rare in reptiles.

2.) Another term for a hypocritical motherfucking piece of shit.

1.) The Mitch McConnell hid in his shell.

2.) Reverend Tom is being such a Mitch McConnell by preaching family values while cheating on his wife.

by Patriotic Leftie March 6, 2021