Mastodon Hose

n. A very large penis.

I saw no way he was going to fit his Mastodon Hose inside me. Huge!

by saint_adventure October 3, 2014

Mastone

The god of mastonism, and the true god of the universe. He doesn't care whether you have the gay or not, as long as you hump homo sapiens sapiens, you are pure in his eyes. Yet furries he cannot tolerate, for the furry doesn't focus on the human anymore, he focuses on the animal.

Do you praise MASTONE? No? You must be furry!

by SexxxMachine69 January 12, 2019

Minto

A minto is a very special type of being that likes food, sweets ,and videogames

Damn, he's a Minto

by Mintoiti February 24, 2019

misato moment

Misato moment is when a female character (usually older) makes romantic/sexual advances on a younger male character. Named after Katsuragi Misato after her.... questionable behavior with shinji as when she gets custody of him she assures that "she won't try anything"(kind of a strange thing to say when you get custody of a minor) and that in end of evangelion she kisses him and tells him "That was a grown up kiss, we'll do the rest once you get back" ALSO ALSO in the documents of episode 23 of neon genesis evangelion she straight up offers him sex after he loses someone close to him (found that on tvtropes)

Person A: Have you heard of Chainsaw Man? there's this girl who tries to fuck the main protagonist! she's an adult woman and he's 16!
Person B: Misato moment
Person A: what the fuck are you talking about stop speaking in urban dictionary buzzwords you goddamn philistine

by Epicfortnites3xormod69420 September 5, 2022

lower midtown

southern part of midtown portion of city, implies hardcore or gangster activity is regular occurance

"You won't last one day if you step into Lower Midtown"

by Sean Dullen October 20, 2003

Agent Milton

The main antagonist in Red Dead Redemption 2. Tasked with taking out the Van Der Linde gang and is seen throughout the whole game as part of the Pinkerton Detective Agency partnered with Agent Ross.

It seems old Micah was pretty close with Milton.
“Man, why did Micah bell pull an Agent Milton?”

by Duncan’s revision February 2, 2019

Wyatt Milton

Wyatt does not like to play with friends

Wyatt Milton the best friend but sometimes does not like to play

by What thr April 19, 2020